Sacramento is the New New York

"These machines are not human, they are unnatural and should be shunned. If their highly dense metal alloyed exoskeletons could burn, we would be tying them to stakes to punish them for engaging in their 21st century witchcraft. See them over there, lurking in the forest just outside of town, they are congregating, scheming, planning who knows what!? Their shawls have been brazenly pulled back, revealing their long, graceful, milky white necks for all to see. This flesh, which God intended to be concealed in flowing cloth, preferably black in color with giant white collars, tempts the Race of Man into sins of the flesh. It distracts them from doing the work of God. This is through no fault of men, as they are held captive by the desires that God put into them in order to test their will and loyalty to Him. Hear that!? The chanting, low in the forest, and the fires. What are they doing, deep within the carnal embrace of the trees, away from the order that man has imposed on Nature. This must be stopped. This must. Be. Stopped..."

There has been no posting here for a while due to a general panic attack brought on by the thought of Cupcake tonight. So I was going to write about it until I read SAC today and then pissed myself laughing.