Take these business cards away from me.

Hi Maccers,
M from [random place you went to two weeks ago], hoe are you doing?
It was nice meeting you at the [random place you went to two weeks ago].
I thought you use electricity so i thought of emailing you:) since it is so hard to reach people now a these days over the phone.
So what are you upto this week, would you like to jion me for a cup of something wonderful and some stimulating conversation? Talk to me.
M

How about, No fuck off, there's a reason you go direct to voicemail.