The cult makes money selling my email and home address. Today I received a brochure from the Institute of Integrative Nutrition. IT"S ORANGE! You can't fool me oh musically chalenged ones! I am also keenly aware of your catch phrases: Curriculum, Education Theory, Community and Support, Vibrant Happiness, Elevate Your Life. Also the pictures of lakes and mountains and yoga postures sell you up crap creek my friends.

My personal favourite though is the quote from a ridiculous woman called Judith Duerk:

"How might it have been diferent for you if on your first menstrual day, your mother had given you a bouquet of flowers and taken you to lunch?"

Judith, you insipid middle class wench, our Mam went out and worked. Lunch was what she gave us in the morning before she left.