There's a new class at the Tribcea Equinox which I think I shall be giving a miss.

Category:
CONDITIONING

Title:
Liquid Strength

Description:
Liquid Strength is a totally new discipline with it's own language and training. It is inspired by many forms of human expression including sports, dance, physical conflict of antiquity, martial arts and other disciplines. Each person in the group is asked to dig into their imagination to find the movement and make it real. "If you don't BELIEVE it, your body does not experience it" is heard often.

What the fuck is physical conflict of antiquity?

Mind you, you know I have peeered through the windows at an african drum and dance class and was initially amazed at the number of male attendees until I realized that they were staring at the instructor's breasts. Which I then found myself doing since they were nothing if not majestic.

Still I can't stand all this "If you don't BELIEVE it, your body does not experience it" bollocks as much as I hate having to listen to the hari krishna shit I get in the yoga class. Yoga instructors are worse than the Scientologists in the subway. Yoga lady, I just need to put my knees behind my ears. I don't want to experience the positive force. Not from you anyway, so put the fucking jangle bells down and shut it.