Hormonal

I think I must be. I am being hassled by a credit collection agency with respect to an invoice from a clinical laboratory which I have already paid. They sent me one invoice to which they also referred as "final".

What I want to say:

YES PAID, you sarcastic, bug-eyed (so I imagine, anyway) bitch. It has been paid and CASHED, you asshat. I know all this because I can print the check from my bank account which has nice pictures of lots of stamps that the clinical laboratory’s bank made when it sucked the funds out of my Citibank account through its teeth. The sound a Jamaican makes when he/she is a little pissed off. That sound. So no more eye-rolling calls from you about mailing checks. You got it. Don’t call me again and don't even remotely think about fucking with my credit history or I will cut you.