I just did something I have been meaning to do for nearly six years now: that time period being the length of my residency in New York. I just subscribed to Private Eye. Sometimes it takes me a cretinously long period of time to shift my arse.

For example: a memo to the bloke who in 1990 offered me $45,000 in cash to spend the night with him: oh go on then, subject, of course, to inflation.

Anyway youse, go and check out the lookalikes, always a favourite of mine and guaranteed to be the least taxing on the brain.


Oh and Dumb Britain and this and this and this and this.